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Created by Brynn (North Carolina, hot piece of ass) and Alan (California, self deprecating asshole) join together and get you wet.

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May
15th
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Re: Heyzueus Kristo

And Alan sleeps with men for free!

<3 B

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Heyzueus Kristo

If we just get that baby to the gym he is going to be one good looking kid. If any of you are ever thinking about getting emotionally involved with Brynn H. then think again. I loved her completely and she completely shit on my heart. She’s a careless prostitute. That’s not an insult. She literally sleeps with men for money.

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This is the baby Alan and I had together. I guess we should rename this blog &#8220;Brynn And Alan Fuck Each Other.&#8221; STILL waiting for that child support check.

This is the baby Alan and I had together. I guess we should rename this blog “Brynn And Alan Fuck Each Other.”

STILL waiting for that child support check.

Apr
30th
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Alright

I do miss her. The creditors won’t stop calling. Unhealthy. Complain complain bitch bitch moan moan. Unpleasant, unpleased.

Feb
2nd
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Maybe

However, my car is still mega fucked, I’m strapped for cash constantly, I need proper healthcare, and Brynn isn’t in California. So that’s a lot of fucking up right there. And I’m sure I’ll be screwing the pooch soon. 

Feb
1st
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Closing Time?

Is it time to shut this tumblog down? Alan and E are finally back together meaning sunshine rays and lemon drops in Alan’s world and I finally got a job meaning I have a steady income in the time of an ecomonic depression. [We won’t touch my love life.] All in all, however, it seems things are looking up for Alan and I. Should we keep this puppy up or shut it down? Send us some feedback, followers.

Jan
19th
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Most people shouldn&#8217;t get this drunk. What a bunch of hipster douche bags!

Most people shouldn’t get this drunk. What a bunch of hipster douche bags!

Jan
16th
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My friend back at college told me...

…my old R.A. brought up underage drinking in the 2nd semester meeting [because of me]. I’m so proud.

Jan
15th
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Definition of Fuck Up. Learn from mistakes though. The shocker again? What a d-bag I was! Glad I grew out of that phase. 

Definition of Fuck Up. Learn from mistakes though. The shocker again? What a d-bag I was! Glad I grew out of that phase. 

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Here is a big Fuck-Up Story, by Alan (that&#8217;s me!). 4 Halloweens ago. Much, much too much Captain Morgan sloshing around inside of me. We decided that climbing over our neighbors balcony and smashing their pumpkins would be hilarious. For some reason no one helped me. They just took pictures. Next day our neighbor is amazingly upset about this. She&#8217;s almost in tears. She tells us how she spent so much time carving those pumpkins- because the orphanage had kids come trick-or-treating through our building. Oh and she was an orphan, too.  How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Dress up like Donnie Darko and smash pumpkins For Orphans by an Orphan. What an idiot. 

Here is a big Fuck-Up Story, by Alan (that’s me!).

4 Halloweens ago. Much, much too much Captain Morgan sloshing around inside of me. We decided that climbing over our neighbors balcony and smashing their pumpkins would be hilarious. For some reason no one helped me. They just took pictures.

Next day our neighbor is amazingly upset about this. She’s almost in tears. She tells us how she spent so much time carving those pumpkins- because the orphanage had kids come trick-or-treating through our building.

Oh and she was an orphan, too. 

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Dress up like Donnie Darko and smash pumpkins For Orphans by an Orphan. What an idiot. 

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