Brynn And Alan Fuck Up

Created by Brynn (North Carolina, hot piece of ass) and Alan (California, self deprecating asshole) join together and get you wet.

We fuck up

Often. And sometimes it’s hilarious to other people, though devastating to us, and sometimes even hilarious to us. It’s whatever, ok?

So to get things started. I fucked up last night. I thought this girl with a long distance boyfriend was in to me enough to forget about said dude. And I put on a record and tried to slow dance with her (Yeah, I watch The OC, so fucking what) and you know what? I got shot down. Epic fail. Kamikaze. I’m really looking forward to starting production on the next film I’m directing and she is starring in. AWESOME.