Dec
20th
Sat
20th
Watch the Whole Thing [Come on, Bitch]
Yael tried to one up us:
“i will raise you fools the following:
- i have dropped my cell phone into loogies multiple times. it’s as if there’s an endless stretch of loogie-covered pavement ahead of me.
- i’m also a college drop out.
- i’m also living back with my parents.
- i kinda like it.
- i just made a batch of peanut butter cookies and instead of coming out chewy, they came out crumbly.
- i don’t have any ex-boyfriends recent enough for them to remember me, let alone hate me.
take that!”
FAIL. You know why, Yael? Your life sounds pretty damn good.
