Brynn And Alan Fuck Up

Created by Brynn (North Carolina, hot piece of ass) and Alan (California, self deprecating asshole) join together and get you wet.

Brynn,

Today Hanukkah begins. There is another holiday party tonight. If one train leaves Albany at 8 pm going 3 beers an hour and another train leaves from Sacramento at 6 pm going 2 Pumpkin Eggnogs and Rum an hour when will the holiday spirit get the best of me?

Place bets. (Remember to factor in incidents of rejection and depression! Also, sweaters.)

Love,
Alan