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This is probably a one-nighter, yeah?

From time to time in the ‘party scene’ two people quite enjoy each other’s company while they also imbibe large amounts of PBR which, in turn, makes them enjoy the company even more. Sometimes it’s quite obvious that this passion is fleeting. Sometimes you think it might be more than a drunk hump. In the blurry of cheap drinks this line can be blurred, along with your vision. 

From the front-lines:

I think you’re really great, too. And I’m not just saying that because you’re fingerbanging me right now.” - This probably won’t work out. 

“Oh my god, that was amazing. Wow…. [begins to sob] I’m sorry. I’m just thinking about my ex right now [sobs harder].” - Write ‘Rebound’ on your forehead. 

“Is it bad I forgot your name?” - Oh, that’s how drunk you are?

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